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Tuesday 10 August 2010

Mongolian death worm


A cryptozoological creature- the Mongolian death worm- reportedly located in the southern Gobi desert, looks apparently very much like the intestine of a cow. The local name allocated to it "allghoi", has to be admired, for what better to exclaim when the threat of a Mongolian death worm (sulfuric acid or a electric discharge) is apparent, than "blood filled intestine worm!!".
Should anyone else be pottering around near by- in the Gobi desert-no confusion will come from such a exclamation if heard.

Whilst at work (the bunker) on the friday the 26th of September, i discussed with a colleague the pro's and con's of leaving R&C, to pursue the "allghoi" in the Gobi Desert.

Pro's-
The chance to exclaim "blood filled intestine worm!!"

Mongolia

No 9 till 5:30 job

Con's-
Sulfuric acid or a electric discharge threat from the mongolian death worm.

Gobi Desert?

I am very close to leaving, the pro's outweigh the con's. Should you- fearing for my safety- should think of any reason for me to stay (that realistically, can complete with exclaiming "blood filled intestine worm!!") you've still time.

Sunday 8 August 2010

Kingly Bodies


On a 172 bus full with persons unable to look at one another, i see from the window- located opposite the old vic- a small unnoteworthy park. In the corner on the nearest side, a smattering of trees and below> often lie a group of persons sleeping in the shade. The sight is immediately followed- at the next stop- by one of hundreds of city workers unmoving and growing in number waiting at the gates of waterloo underground. At this early hour, in these hot summer months, kingly are those sleeping in the shade, under the trees in this rush hour.