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Tuesday 10 August 2010

Mongolian death worm


A cryptozoological creature- the Mongolian death worm- reportedly located in the southern Gobi desert, looks apparently very much like the intestine of a cow. The local name allocated to it "allghoi", has to be admired, for what better to exclaim when the threat of a Mongolian death worm (sulfuric acid or a electric discharge) is apparent, than "blood filled intestine worm!!".
Should anyone else be pottering around near by- in the Gobi desert-no confusion will come from such a exclamation if heard.

Whilst at work (the bunker) on the friday the 26th of September, i discussed with a colleague the pro's and con's of leaving R&C, to pursue the "allghoi" in the Gobi Desert.

Pro's-
The chance to exclaim "blood filled intestine worm!!"

Mongolia

No 9 till 5:30 job

Con's-
Sulfuric acid or a electric discharge threat from the mongolian death worm.

Gobi Desert?

I am very close to leaving, the pro's outweigh the con's. Should you- fearing for my safety- should think of any reason for me to stay (that realistically, can complete with exclaiming "blood filled intestine worm!!") you've still time.

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